A Cannibal
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….
+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”